Adultophobia
The fear of pouring your own cereal milk

You’re buried under six feet of unfolded laundry and your checkbook has never been balanced. Why? Because you never learned to adult, even though you love to use “adult” as a verb in all those Facebook memes you love posting. Speaking of, maybe it’s time you hop off Snapchat and do some dishes and sweep the kitchen and DON’T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU! I let you live in my basement rent-free and all you do is leave dirty cereal bowls piled up all over the place. Your father is going to have something to say about this!

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