Oh no! Not another fucking elf! It’s the Fantasy Pack, co-written with make-believers Pat Rothfuss, Neil Gaiman, Sam Sykes, Myke Cole, Jacqueline Carey, Martha Wells, Sherwood Smith, Elizabeth Bear, and Wesley Chu.

• Look at how famous these people are! You basically have to buy this pack now that you’ve read that list.
• 32 cards that will hopefully be turned into a $300 million film franchise someday.