Chadophobia
The fear of frat guys showing up

The sight of a backward white baseball cap and some Oakleys strikes fear in our hearts, too. But frat boys are good for something other than an occasional Adderall hookup. Right? OK, maybe not. But that Adderall hookup is invaluable, so make nice and maybe you, too, will be invited to the EPIC ragers we've all heard about at Chad's dad's vacation pad.

Smirnoff Ice Scented 
Net wt. 2 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax votive candle in colorful gift box
Burn time: approx. 20 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
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