Writing a to-do list always feels good, but with this pretty, pastel-colored, perfectly jaded pad in hand, you’ll really show your crap who’s boss. Divide and conquer crap by category, then check it off as you get it done. Call it like you see it. The crap stops here.

• File under: novelty desk accessories for people with crap to do

• Because funny office notepads make great gifts for office coworkers

• 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets