Guacophobia
The fear of missing the two-minute window of a ripe avocado

An avocado is ripe for approximately 76 seconds during the third harvest moon of the 88th and 32nd Mayan calendar. For real. There are Vegas odds of you making the perfect guac, unless you like it crunchy or with that rotten tang. Fortunately, we do. 

Fresh Guacamole Scented 
Net wt. 2 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax votive candle in colorful gift box
Burn time: approx. 20 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
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