What the Heck?

Seriously people, don’t you realize a Glade Plug-Ins is going to make your room smell way better than a fucking scented candle? We’re talking modern technology vs. stupid old shit from the Middle Ages here, come on. Oh wait, never mind. Turns out we need to sell a ton of these ’cuz the IRS is breathing down our necks… Scented candles are the fucking best!