Amateur hour.

10 A.M? You have to be joshing around. I set my alarm every morning for 5:30 to get the party started. The early bird gets the buzz, as they say. I mean, if you think I'm going to tolerate selling shady car warranties over the phone all day, you better believe I won't be sober. And as everyone knows, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.